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Those are goats.
i mean what
what the fuck
yOU MADE MY POST BETTER
omfg i just ordered pizza and as i was about to hang up i said love you out of habit and the guy said it back and after a whole minute of dead silence he just tells me that he hopes that i’m not expecting a discount on the pizza just cause we confessed our undying love for each other
I’m sorry, sir, I don’t know what is wrong with your car’s engine but if you open and close the hood like this, it looks like the car is talking
an episode of doctor who where the tardis goes missing and the doctor enlists the help of justin timberlake because he is the only one who can bring sexy back
“HERE ARE YOUR DAMN RINGS, NOW DON’T ASK ME AGAIN”
making my way downtown
I laughed harder than I should have
omg they are so offended if you lick them back.
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