consulting-khanberbatch:

so i went to the zoo yesterday and saw the cutest family of otters ever

and then i checked their names

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they’re all NAmED aftER fOOD

EXCEPT kEVIN

WHY

WHY WOULD THEY DO THIS

(Source: mangocarta, via crystal-potates)

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forever-cheeky:

THIS IS MY FAVOURITE GIF EVER

forever-cheeky:

THIS IS MY FAVOURITE GIF EVER

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tzikeh:

copperbadge:

originaldarling:

Michael Buble’ pulls a fan on stage to sing with him and get’s shocked to hell when his fan has talent!

“Holy shit balls!”

I like Michael Buble’s music unironically and wholeheartedly and I enjoy both his sass of this kid’s mom and his reaction to the kid’s singing.

Also pipe that sweet dragon shirt that guy’s wearing.

Bublé's full-body reaction the moment that kid opens his mouth and sings is a thing of beauty and a joy forever, because you know what he was expecting.

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prestonhymas:


"AHH, WALTER, GET THE BUG"

"I am TRYING, HELEN”

prestonhymas:

"AHH, WALTER, GET THE BUG"

"I am TRYING, HELEN

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squigglydigg:

iampintsized:

edwardspoonhands:

tastefullyoffensive:

[collegehumor]

To the people who are always asking “WHEN ARE YOU AND KATHERINE GONNA MAKE A BABY!?”

I love that “your friend’s dog” is almost zero effort and almost as much fun as a dragon.

WHY IS A BABY LISTED AS A PET

squigglydigg:

iampintsized:

edwardspoonhands:

tastefullyoffensive:

[collegehumor]

To the people who are always asking “WHEN ARE YOU AND KATHERINE GONNA MAKE A BABY!?”

I love that “your friend’s dog” is almost zero effort and almost as much fun as a dragon.

WHY IS A BABY LISTED AS A PET

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john-watson-is-sherlocked:

asherlockian:

pernillo:

thenocturnalcouchpotato:

fosterthepeoplejunkster:

lypo:

lypo:

imagegot a family of 4 in my house :)X

image my husband died, just me n the kids :(X

image ”we’re not calling him dad.”

i am legitimately interested in this story

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every other weekend, he has his kid, from a previous marriage, over.

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we got a couple of dalmatians

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goddammit cruella not this shit again

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